Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =)
here's mine..
[b]Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti
[b][/b] THE TEACHER AND THE WORM
one day....a teacher wanted to show to his class how bad alcohol is to our body...
when he got to his class.... he showed two glasses
one with alcohol and one with water...
TEACHER: class... look on how the worms will react when i put them into seperate glasses (WHILE PUTTING THE WORMS)
the class became quiet...
they were shocked that the worm died after it was exposed to alcohol while the other one is swimmimg at the water freely...
the teacher smiled and he taught that he have done a good job...HE ASKED THE KIDS ON WHAT LESSON IS LEARNED...
TEACHER: what is the lesson that you have learned, mico?
MICO: sIr,..from now on...i will drink alcohol
TEACHER: WHY???????
MICO: coz the worms in my tummy will die when i drink alcohol...isnt it???
AND THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.....