They should be offered some last meals by Xave or some other mod. But if they don't like the food, a priest or Shirow will come in and say a few words. And if that don't work, then someone will come in and knock them out. While they are sleeping, our scientist Ezil2007, will make some clones of the spammer

Then all the clones should be killed, grinded, and packaged into small aluminum cans of SPAM! And then finally, we stop talking to them

so that Ephe can ban them

wahehehe
This is my metaphorical answer

bt only 10% of it will make sense