[align=center][color=#089bce]Dear admin and respected moderators if you feel that this post is unnecessary or it is in the wrong section, kindly move or delete this thread even without prior notice. thank you![/align] [hr] [b]Disclaimer:[/b] All information written here are all fabricated hence i did NOT use a specific or a particular person here in friendstertalk as data. Any similarities portraying your manner and disposition in the statements below are purely accidental and there's no way in hell that i am implying you. This is not a thread to post 'blind item' reply types either for instance[/color] [quote][color=red][align=center]"there's this member who did this and that similar to what you are depicting"[/align][/color][/quote] [align=center][b]All information is for humor and comic relief purposes only.[/b][/align] [hr][hr][hr] [align=center]Do you want to get cursed once or twice a week? Do you want to get banned in ftalk forever? Do you want all members/moderators to detest you? Well, I have these easy steps just for you! [/align] [b][color=#089bce]1. Annoy the moderators[/b] [/color] [color=#089bce]If you have linker problems, post and complain as much as possible in the friendster underground and friendster help section. Then say these lines, it will really piss them off. [/color] [quote][color=red]What is taking you mods so long! Where's the linker?! I need the linker now! My friendster is a mess! I can't wait anymore! [/color][/quote] [color=#089bce]Click the [b]report [/b]button a lot of times for a single thread. 3 to 5 times is good. Add this line to the 5th report. [/color] [quote][color=red]Mods you are so lazy, i have reported this nonsense thread like a gazillion times already! It's been 5 minutes already and it's still here. What the heck are you doing? [/color][/quote] [color=#089bce]then add this killer line[/color] [quote][color=red]I should be the mod, i'm better than all of you combined![/color][/quote] [color=#089bce][b]1.2. Suck up to the moderators[/b] The goal in this step is just to annoy them without gettin ban Tell how wonderful they are every five minutes in the crush thread or pm them as much as possible [/color] [quote][color=red]Hey you know what? You're so cute, i like you! I have a crush on you because you'se so nice and goodlooking blah blah blah etc etc [[b]more compliments here[/b]][/color][/quote] [color=#089bce]then give them a (+) repu [b]reason:[/b] because you're so good with these codes p.s. please be nice to me [hr][hr][hr] [b]2. SPAM like crazy![/b] Use these infamous lines in [b]ALL[/b] threads even in the other sections such as Friendstertalk Cafe, Hobby and Entertainment or the Friendstertalk Regional even if you haven't read what the topic is all about. [/color] [quote][color=red]thanks for sharing [/color][/quote] [quote][color=red]cool codes/layout [/color][/quote] [quote][color=red]i love it! [/color][/quote] [color=#089bce]or better yet post in emoticons only! That will get you cursed in no time![/color] [quote] :rose:[/quote] [color=#089bce][b]TIP:[/b] Just keep posting even if it means you're doubling posting (triple posting even!)] our [b]motto[/b] here is[/color] [quote][color=#089bce]Post and post until you die! (or get banned!)[/color][/quote] [hr][hr][hr] [color=#089bce][b]3. Steal Codes and claim them as your own[/b] Gather [u]ALL[/u] codes you can find in the friendstertalk tricks and tutorials section then make your OWN site. Put all the codes you stole there and tell everyone who visits that you're the one who develop the codes. muahaha Steal JS and CSS linker codes too and post it for all the public masses to see. Who cares about its secrecy anyway? And lastly, gather all the pre-made layouts, get the ones you like the most and edit the credits [u]/!\ [/u] Don't leave any trace of the original layie creator so that no one will suspect that you didn't do it! [hr][hr][hr] [b]4.) Ask for a (+) reputation[/b] Here are the lines you can use to get all those juicy (+) reputations without dropping a sweat PM an unsuspecting victim[/color] [quote][color=red]Hi there! I noticed that you don't have a (+) repu. I'll give you a repu if you give me a repu, whatdyah say? [/color][/quote] [color=#089bce][b]4.1.) For instant IP ban Give everyone a (-) reputation [/b] [b]your reason[/b] should be something uberly stupid like "hehe" or "Happy Birthday!" [hr][hr][hr] [b]5.) Start a war with one or all moderators[/b] Create lots of thread depicting how they treated you poorly because of all the spams you just did. Then leave ftalk super uber dramatically, announce it in public for emphasis Be a super dufus and create that thread in the newbie [b]introduction[/b] section. [hr][hr][hr] [b]6.) Force people to make you a fansign[/b] Ask a lot of people to make you fansigns [/color] [quote][color=red]The more people you ask the higher the chances of gaining lots of fansigns! [/color][/quote] [color=#089bce] Bribe them with (+) reputation If they still won't make you one, threaten them with (-) repu [hr][hr][hr] [align=center]If you follow this steps carefully you'll get kicked out of ftalk in no time! [b]END[/b] I hope you had fun reading this as much as i did making it. You may add step no. 7 and so forth but remember do not use this thread for spamming/flamming in any form... that is of course if you dont wanna get banned or cursed. [/align][/color]

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