Here's another of my favorites (not because of the meaning of the lyrics, just because I think it's kinda clever and makes me laugh).
[quote]Two pills I pop 'til my pu-pils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young a** man with a trash can strapped to the back of his a**
so the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightning
Frightened, with five little white Vicadin pills bitin' him
I'm like a f**kin' wasp in the hospital, lost,
Stingin the f**k outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the f**kin' handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin'
B**ch, it's too late
'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains
--Eminem--[/quote]
Last edited by bhebhiej (2008-08-02 00:31:35)