I confess, I stepped on a dog. I entered my friends house without realizing the Beware of dog sign. I stepped on their shitzu when I was walking in their front lawn. I just want to see the puppies, my friend Lawrence was bragging about...
After the incident, my friend came rushing and said...
[b]Lawrence:[/b] Didn't you see the sign?
[spoiler][i](Di mo ba nakita yung sign?)[/i][/spoiler]
I asked, why there was a Beware of Dog sign.
[b]Me:[/b] You don't own a vicious dog? So why put a sign saying Beware of Dog?
[spoiler][i](Wala naman kayong asong mabangis ah, Bakit meron kayong sign ng Beware of Dog?)[/i][/spoiler]
[b]Lawrence:[/b] There is a Beware of Dog sign because, you might step on the dogs. That's is why, you must be aware.
[spoiler][i](Kaya merong Beware of Dog sign, kasi baka matapakan mo mga aso dito. Kaya dapat, alerto ka.)[/i][/spoiler]
I was like...
For 2 minutes.
Later on, he showed me the puppies. Squirming around like hotdogs on a hot pan.
Last edited by Ephemeral (2008-11-17 00:41:50)